August 2012
yo mama’s so fat she plays temple walk
thefunniestpost:
July 2012
Sooo, I really don't know what to do about you....
You’re guarded. You’re afraid to fall for me. You’re afraid of letting me close to you. You’re afraid to let me inside of your head. You think I’m too good for you. Which I’m not. Honestly, I keep feeling that you’re out of my league, not the other way around. But I mean I’m not asking you for much. I give you all this space, but you want me to be...
Drama....
So today, my good friend’s ex-boyfriend……..decided to hit on me randomly after seeing my at a friend’s funeral WITH your ex-girlfriend.
I HATE MY LIFE! -____-
What a piece of scum you are. I don’t do that to friends!!!!!!!! And besides……I’m not interested AT ALL and I have someone BETTER!!!! (even if he’s not mine…yet lol)
theresavoidinmypolaroid:
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
I've changed, but who doesn't?
Working on designing with typography!!! :P
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me:
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
“Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way...”
– John Green (via crashcouture)
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
